Thursday, August 17, 2006

Too Much Tooty

I want it known that I'm dying to talk about "Project Runway," but the Little Dutch Boy might be my only reader, and the pressure is on not to divulge spoilers until he's once again clutching his Tivo remote.

So an open note to Laura will have to satiate me for now:

Laura. Honey. Baby. Listen. Too much boobage. If Bravo is fuzzing out your nipples, it's time to consider foundation garments. Immediately.

I feel much better.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You are so kind. I had the joy of catching up through last week, but will very soon be an episode behind, and two when I finally set foot on US soil again. A heavy cross, my friend. But yes, Laura has some serious plunging neckline issues. If only she had boobies to show. Now we all know that I'm not all that familiar with the female anatomy, but it seems to me that where she's showing skin, there should be some type of tissue mass that indicates mammary glands. I'm just sayin'...