He Is The Egg Man. Koo-koo-kachoo.

Khalid Sheik Mohammed (note to Khalid ... dude ... buy a brush) has "confessed" to a Gitmo panel that he is responsible for 31 terrorist plots including, but certainly not limited to, the 1993 and 2001 World Trade Center bombings/attacks, the shoe bomber attempts and to a failed attempt to assassinate Jimmy Carter.

In undisclosed parts of his testimony, Mohammed also confessed to:

1. Putting the lime in the coconut.
2. Putting the bam in the bam-shalam-a-bam.
3. Putting his chocolate in my peanut butter.
4. Putting his right foot in, his right foot out, his right foot in and shaking it all about.
   
5. Shooting the sheriff. (But he did not shoot the deputy.)
6. Having been to paradise but never having been to me.
7. Seeing mommy kissing Santa Claus.

Now I'm not sayin' that he's ready for sainthood. But 31 nefarious plots, including being responsible "from A to Z" for 9/11? Busy boy that Mohammed.

I for one am relieved, as it proves our torture dollars have been well spent ... not to mention our failure to capture Osama isn't such a failure after all.

Whew. Thank you Mohammed. Now tell us ... where'd you bury Hoffa?