A shout out to my former Gappertons, the professional ex-wife and T-Dawg, for the cocktails. You two are the best that place has left to offer.
Word.
And my professional ex-wife's fiance is a pipin' hot little dish. Oh my god, that boy is adorable! I'd make a play for him myself if I didn't have so much hair on my breasts. But alas, I do. So take him with pride, sister! Take him with pride.
:::smooches:::
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So I guess that means my merit badge is up to date? Next time K is out of town, I would be happy to substitute your hairy breasts for her smooth ones...
If, after our painful divorce, you let His Excellent Hot Dishiness touch your boobs, I will not let you be a flower girl. Don't even try showing up with flowers in your hair. I will not have it.
I guess I missed one hell of a night! I feel left out...
But I'll be in good drinking shape next time! RR
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